The Saint Joan of Arc Reincarnated Pictorial

from the editor of

the Davy Crockett Reincarnated Almanac 2001-2008

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Seventeen-year-old Joan of Arc heeded the “mysterious” voices that only she heard in 1498.  These voices suggested that she, one lowly peasant maiden, lead France from out under the yoke of English domination…

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Inspired by Joan of Arc’s flamboyant leadership, French armies reclaimed their nation beginning with the battle of Orleans in 1429… 

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Unfortunately local allies of the vanquished aggressors captured Joan two years later.  The young heroine was burned at the stake.  And later cannonized a saint… 

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After centuries of “bardo” sleep, Saint Joan has reincarnated ~ on Mars!

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Having heard that U.S. President Barack Obama is running for re-election in November 2012, Saint Joan of Mars “mysteriously” decided to lead 6,000 Martian volunteers to campaign for Obama door-to-door in Arizona.  She has let it be known that she chose this undertaking because if the president can win this particular southwestern state he can win the whole country.  All of life in the universe will then be able to sigh with relief !

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However, on the way to Earth she was apprehended by a gun-toting Republican.  The mission went awry !  

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Consequently, St. Joan of Mars and her 6,000 volunteers have astral-projected into the desert outside the city of Yuma, Arizona.  Now they are invisible and cannot be heard.  But that’s okay, rejoices St. Joan.  They can still go door to door throughout Arizona, beginning with the communities of Yuma County, and get out the vote for President Obama telepathically !!! 

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http://saintjoanofarcreincarnatedalmanac.yolasite.com

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About Rawclyde!

I have employed a few pen names throughout the years. Rawclyde with an exclamation mark (!) is the one too sticky to go away... Came of age at Crawford High, San Diego, CA ~ writing sports, a column, & playing football ~ graduated in '68... Attended SDSU for a couple years... Hit the road in a '56 Chevy milk-truck, a "studymobile," filling up notebooks & working as a laborer in the southwest... Practiced the genteel art of fiction for several years in my hometown... Enlisted in the U.S. Army ~ they made me a newsman in Hawaii ~ wrote another column for a while... Attended more courses at SDSU ~ studied novel writing with Professor Charlie Brashers... Sold books out of an '85 Ford one-ton van, a "book mule," in the desert... Did some writing in an old hotel in Prescott AZ... Have written & self-published 9 or so books ~ many of which are hiding out on the cyber highway...
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10 Responses to The Saint Joan of Arc Reincarnated Pictorial

  1. At least they are still going to help save the day.

  2. Pam says:

    You are a great writer. I always enjoy reading your posts. Let’s hope that St Joan of Mars and her troops can sway the right wing masses in our ultra conservative state. Keep up the good word!

    • Rawclyde! says:

      Thank you! And welcome, Pam! It’s great hearing from my greatest of friends again!

      I believe it is quite possible that St. Joan & 6,000 invisible Martains going door to door in AZ & communicating telepathically can get the vote out for the president and tip this Republican bastion over…

      I’ve heard that Mitt Romney, if he wins, plans to turn Arizona into a giant detention center for illegal immigrants. That’s how he probably intends to provide employment here in this dazzling southwestern state…

      So if Obama loses, God forbid, those of us without jobs might be forced to do guard duty! Probably for nothing!!!

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  4. danroberson says:

    St. Joan is waiting for the last possible moment to appear and inspire voters to make the right choice. The universe is waiting for the results.

    • Rawclyde! says:

      Saint Joan of Mars has already become visible in A Ghost Town Called Love. Her appearance there has certainly inspired me. I hope others are inspired as well.

      Meanwhile, that same ghost town, which happens to be just north of Yuma in Arizona, has also developed a Big Bird problem.

      Thank you very much for your keen observation!

  5. Ken Wang says:

    SUCH HABITUAL LIAR AS THE ONE WRITING THIS ABOUT ST. JOAN OF ARC! STUPID HUMANS! ST. JOAN OF ARC IS NOW REINCARNATED BACK TO EARTH LIVING IN THE US IN A BODY OF A WOMAN WHO USED TO BE MARY MAGDALENE THE SOUL MATE AND THE WIFE OF JESUS!

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